I’m definitely not gonna read that long ass comment.

Do you often hallucinate things I never said? What am I not saying now?

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I just don’t get this delusion that “closed source” = evil.

Then again, I never “got” fanatical movements or beliefs.

That’s why you relax, and drink your coffee slowly. Also, the burning.

I find it hilarious that the first architecture change in 10 years, that happened seven years ago, still causes anxiety and pain for people who don’t even use that operating system and probably never did.

I wonder how much Linux usership is owed to people being completely incapable of dealing with a minor inconvenience they once encountered (or only saw a meme about) on an apple product.

The sun puts out less energy than is wasted by people hating on Apple for completely and utterly irrational reasons.

I pity you for seeing every interaction as a competition. Your life must be miserable. But not as miserable as everyone around you.

then why can’t you let it go?

I recommend some tea. chill

I already did, before my previous comment. Apparently, you can only see what you want to see.

And I can’t be blamed for that

Hold on, let me whip out my database of every image from every television show ever recorded, and I’ll get back to you.

But, since you apparently know everything, why don’t you tell me exactly what show, episode, and timestamp this frame is from.

What, is that ridiculous and unreasonable?

Why does that Apple II have a Xerox computer inside it?

:(

Ok

Fascism is unpopular. 🙁

Seriously?

Edit: for those misreading this, this was me admitting I may be wrong.

Omg so tru

Believe everything you read on the Internet

Nobody should have to pay for water

This is not from House, but it should’ve been.

No pity. Everyone knows that you turn on the shower, then sit on the toilet until you shit everything out you can shit. Only then, do you get into the shower.

If you come out of the shower still needing to shit, you did it wrong.

Never-ending global orgy