They were a limited offer and sold out quickly. IKEA Singapore and Malaysia had them temporarily too.

The second one has to be satire. No one can be so stupid…

…oh, wait…

Yeah, no. They don’t. Whoever told you that made that shit up or heard it from an american.

Walz is on a roll.

Funny you’d say that. The name Walz has german origins and a Walz(e) in german is this:

A (road/construction) roller.
Let’s hope he’ll continue to crush his opponents.

They know that very well. They just want all queer people back in the closet or coversion camps and most important, hating themselves again.

They don’t want them proud and out, they want them hidden and afraid.

Last Generation Austria (Letzte Generation Österreich) disbanded recently, because they can’t handle legal fees anymore. Others are on the same path.

While protesters for other causes face no consequences, climate protesters get arrested regularly.

For example farmers in Germany protested that they don’t get subsidies anymore for using diesel engines, blocked and hindered main streets, people and buisnesses. Held a ferry full of people hostage because a politican with his family was on board, with no real negative or legal consequences.

German government caved to the farmers, while at the same time charging climate activists en mass for blocking highways and such.

Just wait for mom. If you are lucky you are just loosing the leg.

They are super agressive (especially when their young are around) and kill more people every year in Africa then lions or other predators. They also have very sharp teeth.

You obviously didn’t make the effort to look at more than the headline.

The article states clearly that colombia tried several other messures to control the hippo population. Neither transfering efforts nor population control were fruitful. But from the 4 hippos in escobars zoo there are now nearly 200 and they expect the population to grow to >1000 until 2035 if they don’t get the situation under controll.

Hippos are super heavy and super dangerous and super difficult to move alive. They just hunt you down and kill you for sport. In addition to being an invasive species in colombia, taking important living spaces from local wildlife (that dies in consequence too).

Just know that for some reason turning 30 is dreadful, but being thirty is the absolute bomb. Your best age is to come now.

I kinda felt like you, with everyone going on about how you have to celebrate the big three. So I treated myself to a yoga retreat in a mountain cabin. Spent the day relaxing and looking inward.

Oh no. King Jaffe Joffer of Zamunda is dead!

Sesame Street in mourning.

It’s a fact that he lies his ass off every chance he gets. That’s not news. And Kamala knowing that he lies is not news either.

I hate this timeline.

"Dude, I noticed you really can not hunt. See, here. It’s only a little bit alive. It only runs a little bit, so you can practice. "

Disgusting scumbags.

Someone told me to write down my credit card info and my social security here

It’s 3711 1111 1111 114 and 911 on the back.
SSN 078-05-1120

Did I do this right?

She was successful through all her career without weightloss. Now she’s somewhat unrecognisable, which I see a much bigger obstical for her career.

But she is 76 by now, chances are she had some kind of health issues that made her lose weight.

I love Kathy Bates. She could totally pull that off.

On the other hand, I don’t want to associate her forever with Elon Musk. I’d rather have someone I don’t like anyways play him. Your all american scumbag. Maybe Tom Cruise or Kevin Spacey were a suitable choice.

If that were true, Trump would have never had a chance to become president in the first place.

(or were just trying to scare/motivate their own base)

DingDingDing we have a WINNER!

Seems about right.