For me it almost sounded like a premise for a modern romcom.
You can even say “Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!” In the sessions
Well it is an expensive date/hobby
Well, here we go again! The internet was supposed to be freedom, but now it’s just a playground for Big Brother and corporate greed. Y’all see this Y2K “bug”? IT’S NOT A BUG, it’s a SCAM to reset everything and put us under CONTROL! Bill Gates, Al Gore, ALL of ‘em are in on it. Soon, you won’t be able to load a page without the Feds watching you.
Wake UP, people! You think AOL and Micro$oft care about “innovation”? LOL. It’s all about taking over! AOL’s already bought up Netscape! What’s next, paying to send an email? Think your ICQ is private? LOL, it’s government spyware!
And don’t get me started on the mods here. I see you silencing REAL posts about how the UN is behind all this. Keep banning me, I’ll be back! They wanna control speech before the big RESET. Mark my words, the internet will be a corporate mall by 2005, and y’all will pay just to read THIS.
P.S. If this post vanishes, you know why. I SEE YOU, MODS!
22/F/Catfish Island
Weird little drinking related story about finding my glasses from my college times: Got accepted for a PhD and wanted to party. Met a good friend and went to a Balkans party with loads of cheap booze. Wake up at 6am in a night bus out of town and can’t find my wallet on me. Run like crazy to the club/bar where the party was. Last people there let me search for my wallet. Only find my glasses in the bar toilet that I didn’t notice I had also lost. Lock credit card and go home happy that I at least found my glasses.
Now I want to see a 44-year old McCauley Culkin doing a new home alone, where his kids forget him at home.
Our group of teenagers should definitely split up to search for the monster and/or serial killer!
I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it’s tiny.
Technically Correct
So “Yay me!” for throwing it to it’s certain death?
How do I know this not the real base64enc of Mr. Bean eating pizzaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Right in theory. But I used to live on the fifth floor and carried spiders to the window like I used to do before. In that Appartement the only difference to before was that I yeeted the spider from a height of 15m and not just 1m. That must be like skydiving without a parachute for the spider.
Don’t forget to rub it with lemons to make the invisible ink visible
You now have a hyper-technological hunter society like the star trek Hirogen (or the predator they are a ripoff of)
I’d say mouse as there are many manic cat mouse duos like Itchy and Scratchy
Sentient dinosaurs that destroy their planet in a ecological catastrophe like in downer finale of the eponymous series?
Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it’s likely even worse.
The one recommended by the health insurance companies kills you early and fast after your pay-in period without causing large healthcare costs.