BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY

My ex suffers seizures. After years of bad doctors, he managed to see a neurological specialist who helped him manage his issues. His doctor informed his insurance that treatment was working and his symptoms had regressed - he even managed to earn his driver license back. His insurance took that as “he’s better now” and kicked him off. They sent him a bill for thousands of dollars that he had to pay before he could try to get back on his plan. He wasn’t able to afford his medication, nor his therapy, and his symptoms came back swinging. I still have a photo of his rejection letter somewhere that I keep as a reminder of how backwards and awful the insurance system is.

Not gay, but I’m definitely the wobbler to my counterpart’s valet.

Obligatory favorite dinosaur go

I wanted Santa Claus the Red Rogue, Father Christmas the Green Druid, and Saint Nicholas the White-Gold Paladin, but I’m still working all of that out :)

Santa Claus the Red Rogue saying "I hope YULE have a Merry Christmas!" towards an amused druid Father Christmas dressed in green, fantasy, drawing, dnd

My take on it: trying to tell a barbarian they hit the edge of the map, physical character limit [Bing]

backview of enraged barbarian leaping to uppercut giant stop sign reading "YOU CANNOT GO THIS WAY"

A rollercozy!