Holy shit
Holy shit
A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
Hand is #2-from-the-left-guy’s hand.
What the fuck is with all the cans? Not that I have a problem but the lack of beans is disorienting.
By the time you get to the point when this might become a certainty in your life, you will be so miserable those phobias will be a distant memory.
Source: seeing my dad suffer before his surgery
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
Your issue is not that you are a virgin, it’s that you are a loser. Just get a fucking passport and go to Las Vegas or Reno and punch your ticket. You live right above these cities and there is a lot to do there for non sex fun. But noooooooo you can’t figure out how to buy an airplane ticket and reserve a hotel room. There is something called online travel websites. Try those and stop whining on the internet. Jesus….
So much hate
(Until I figured out this acronym a couple years back, the internet was a much angrier place for me. )
Check your previously purchased and installed apps to get back non-shit stuff.
That hep cat’s rizz is putting the jelly in this pawg’s roll.
Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.
With Tesla’s stock price dropping 12% the person who might be forced to give up Twitter is Musk. His purchase was secured with Tesla stock.
Putin confirmed 300,000 in a speech about a week ago.
Firefox, Safari, IE and probably Edge plus a whole slew of lesser known names are out there.
Personally FF for the win