To: All Staff
From: HR
Subject: EXCITING new partnership!
Team, we’ve been reviewing some of history’s most successful large-scale projects for inspiration, and the data is clear! The absolute best results came from teams who believed their CEO was literally a god.
While we can’t quite arrange that, we’ve found the next best thing!
After a productive meeting, we’ve received a special clarification directly from the Vatican! Turns out, Colossians 3:23 (“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord”) is now considered binding corporate policy.
So, effective immediately, hitting your quarterly goals is a direct path to salvation. Slacking off… well, let’s just say the paperwork for eternal damnation is a real hassle for everyone involved.
Let’s get to work, saints!
Oh simply the committee that nominates movies for Oscar is ass in India(as in corrupt) so you’ll never even hear about good Indian movies through Oscars You should look at tumbbad, jigarthanda double x