minus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Should try again tomorrowlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoAtleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that linkfedilink
minus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Dreams can come truelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoToo late, can’t move my legs anymore😔 linkfedilink
minus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight?linkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoEnough to feel FANTAstic Badum tshhhh linkfedilink
minus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Release the fearlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoHe’s beginning to believe linkfedilink
minus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Things are getting really crazy.linkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 days ago“IT’S OUR JOB TO MAKE UP SHIT STORIES NOT YOURS!!!” -Onion to God linkfedilink
minus-squarekingpepe8006@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Dreams can come truelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoDammit, now i can’t get up linkfedilink
Atleast your mum lets you finish a sentence even though she’s a damn paperweight, my mum always gets a phone call whenever i start speaking and forgets about me instantly after that