(do not zoom on picture, it ugly)

Y a pas moyen Djadja
chuis pas ta catin Djadja
Genre, en catchana baby, tu dead ça

imbattable.

Doung this for yourself ? All the power to you, it’s unhinged, but in a fun way.
Doing this for resell? I know that people are tired of bland greige houses, but you may want to tone it down a bit.

I do prefer my living room not feeling like the interior of a zoo terrarium, even from the outside. I also like flat floors without pebbles.
A lot of the details of the house are lovely in isolation, that’s just a lot going on, and I don’t want to know how you clean the faux-rock surface.

Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can’t wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don’t have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that’s kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

I was thinking safe closed fire with a glass window in the oposite corner. You would get the nice light and sounds while in the bath, and a warm place to sit next to when you leave the bathtub.

A mini fireplace in a bathroom does not sound so bad tbh (and you can remove the carpet from the bathroom faster by burning it)