You’re gonna hate this, but choke me, Ben

The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train

I don’t often top but I want in on this

You’re a damned hero. Thanks for taking us on this ride.

Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.

What a shame — I kinda love it

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

I hate myself for crushing on him so hard

Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink

How is a dick different than a toy . . . in terms of physical sensations?

Physically only?

• there’s the person attached to it who’s enjoying ramming you
• temperature
• unless someone else is toying you, you’re missing out on submitting to their rhythm
• the sound (not physical, but not strictly emotional)
• that the top is getting off too from the exact same friction (again not exactly physical, but I would have a hard time saying it’s just as good having someone toy you and jo at the same time as it is if he’s fucking you)

That’s what my ol’ man calls my chastity belt

Analog: How can you feel pleasure from someone sucking on your finger for instance?

My biggest sexual organ is my brain and when my body is used to get someone else off, I, too get off on it. It feels so so so so good to take dick in the ass (especially if they hit my prostate, but that part is not necessary).

Sounds kinda painful

You feeling a little defensive about the lesbian orgies sounds like

Best sticky wicket ever

I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure

As a gay who used to be even pettier, I have hooked up with exboyfriends’ crushes and one exboyfriend’s new boyfriend. Good lord it is easy to get high off of petty revenge.

Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?

You always post the hottest stuff

Not if you’re gay