I’ve seen too many of these with bites taken out of them irl.
It has a compiler and lets you talk to god. What more do you need?
I can’t be trusted around shelled pistachios. I will eat myself sick in no time.
Easy mistake to make due to stylistic preferences of the author. The sign was referring to The All Pump. Praise be.
CNC lathe
This is from one machine that I work with all the time.
I function by only having 2 accounts I actually care about. Bank and e-mail. The rest get the same password over and over because I legitimately don’t care about them and never give them real personal data.
Faygo addicts.
The library in the church my parents made me go to growing up had a full on fake window with a painting recessed maybe 4 feet behind it.
That is incredibly easy to read. I’m a fan.