insufferableninja

like how all cats are girls and all dogs are boys?

older millennial, checking in.

I’ve been hearing since the 90s that social security would be bankrupt by the time I’m eligible for it, so i haven’t included it in my retirement calculations at all.

maybe I’m out of the loop, but when did people start using “unserious”?

yes, yes he is

it’s hard to know, because any of the NDs could be misreported suicides

is it really hard to remember infile and outfile?

mother fucker texting after midnight, no shit she’s asleep