Scully and Mulder often had to clarify “they were in an area that did not get great cellphone coverage” thirty years ago, they were always getting separated in urban settings

fuck charlie kirk, his forehead looks like the sega genesis with an adapter cartridge plugged in and then another one plugged in on top of that

After Goya did a stump for Trump they made The Enemies List and I was like “I don’t know how you got a vegetarian to hate a can of black beans, Goya, but you fuckin’ did it”

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i feel like i’m in the upsidedown too, bible_that_trump_has_never_touched_before_or_since

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i feel like i’m in the upsidedown too, bible_that_trump_has_never_touched_before_or_since

please do not click on the forbidden nussy, there is no coming back from that

I love it how people assume protesting republicans is never an option