I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

It’s a limitation of the hardware.

Ok, I’ll name this guy Larry.

Blue ink. Blue paper. Blue crystals. Blue legos. All things that are definitely blue. Can’t be any other color, cause they’re blue.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Man who repeatedly stabbed a guy says repeatedly stabbing a guy is bad for that guy.

Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.

Why are all the peasants celebrating the knight who killed that dragon?

- The guys benefitting from the dragon hoard

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

There’s is already an operating system like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacOS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_(operating_system)

Yep. All the interstitial “be right back” cards are AI generated. Such a dumb thing to skimp on.

The last one I saw, by release date, was Late Night with the Devil, and I pirated it. I’m glad I pirated it, because I didn’t know it had AI slop in it. If I did, I wouldn’t have watched it. It’s a shame, too, cause otherwise, it wasn’t bad.

No they haven’t. This wasn’t enough.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

I mean, kind of. Conservatives don’t view Donald Trump and Elon Musk as the wealthy elite that they are. They view them as “political outsiders”. So yeah, people want change from the status quo, because the status quo is broken for so many.