That’s what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.
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Cake day: June 26th, 2023
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“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”
To paraphrase Office Space:
Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
2·4 months agoShirt
2·4 months agoRemove the water from the bottom of the ocean
No W, then?
It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
16·7 months agoTo collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.
I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh
And the worse my eyes get, the more fun reading becomes!
Couldn’t we just build a wall around him? Serves the same purpose, right?
I read PenisDuckCuck9001’s comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?