Dynamo

Butter and salt.

Ok. Misread your intentions then

Well, good for you. I’m not.

Thx. It’s more about versatility in my eyes. A smartphone should be, above all else, practical. So a perfect phone for me would be something like Fairphone but with a 3,5mm jack, physical front buttons, and 2 cameras on the back (wide and normal/narrow lens). Mby additional sensors like a barometer, assuming that can be scaled down or done digitally/electronically.

Doesn’t need it. If i want it’s input, i’ll ask.

Well, nothing of worth on social media tbh. Reddit and lemmy might be exeptions, but they’re getting worse too (reddit more so ofc, but still)

Not nessesarily, we could just fucking buckle at every turn. Either that or something that makes all sides lose.

The computer ain’t gonna tell me when to restart. I decide that, not it. And it’s not getting regular restarts. Hell, my phone bugs me about restarting after i don’t do it for a month, and the fucking notification won’t fuck off. Can’t bloody stand it

Well i meant physical buttons but i also think phone displays should be 5 inches, 5.5 at absolute most. Also, by the by, the main advantage of physical buttons is a) useabilty while gloved or with wet/dirty hands and b) being able to know precisely what button you’re on by touch

Do not cave. Be strong bratan. Either they cut the shit, or you leave that part of the internet.

Fuck gestures, gice me back my buttons

*unwilling

Not really, my family looked at me like i was mad when i suggested it. Got an out of date powder extinguisher from Volvo tho. Seems to be intact

Cry, panic, be apathetic, drink alcohol. Typically one of these, usually chosen at random.

Ah, right.

I know smth about this is fucking dumb, but no clue what. The added weight? The impracticality?

Dafuq? You don’t? Man, this is that whole lack of inner monologue / afantasia thing all over again

I ain’t buying new ones either

No way i’m carrying a dongle

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