What’s with the spanking?
Also, you can blow candles without spitting, and the cake is not on fire, and you can not sing the song, and you can not have a party, and you can not share a cake. The hesitation on the name is not that common but it derives from the overlapping of names and nicknames.
Stop buying into conventions if you got things you like be made differently, it’s literally a moment that celebrates you, make it whatever you like.
(I, for one, removed the gifts from the equation)
My granfather’s watch.