Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

Gotta stay in practice.

The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

It still has cogwheels.

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most “crunchy” things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.

All the more reason not to love them. They shouldn’t even know your birthday.

Why is that obvious? I’m really curious, especially since you’re wrong.

No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that’s a miracle and shows god’s grace.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.

Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.

You bought a single strawberry?

I mean, with that van… Not saying it’s not weird, but, like, I get it.