He is more and more a bumbling idiot, and yet we try to find sense behind his words.

Oof, that was a hard one. Autocorrect strikes again.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail

One of the solutions was to put it in a giant metal ball and throw it into the sun or something. The salt was just out of spite.

If those MAGA kids actually read the Bible, they would be very upset.

FTFY

At least I won’t be a snail in a metal ball full of salt.

EDOT: Typo, snail <-> small

That’s clearly a cail

You can fuck on the internet.

Of course, a swing state

In one of Vsauce’s videos he suggested a good visualisation of the number of unique shuffles of a deck of cards that was originally suggested by Scott Czepiel.

Imagine you have a friend that is shuffling a deck of cards and ordering the deck uniquely every second. Also imagine that every action you take is completed instantaneously.

You stand on the equator. Wait a billion years. Then take a step. Wait another billion years. Then take another step. Continue this until you have got back to where you started.

Then take 0.02ml from the Pacific Ocean. Wait another billion years. Then take a step. Continue until you get back to where you started and take another drop out of the Pacific Ocean.

Repeat this process until the entire Pacific Ocean is empty. Then place a sheet of paper on the ground at sea level.

Refill the ocean and repeat - wait a billion years between steps as you walk around the equator, take a drop of water out of the Pacific Ocean every time you get back to where you started and place a piece of paper on the ground in a tower before refilling the Pacific Ocean and repeating.

When the tower of paper reaches the sun do you think that your friend has managed to produce each, unique ordering of the cards?

Nope! Not even close…

If you were to repeat all of the above 3000 times, then he’d be pretty much done.

Source

Didn’t practice iframes enough.

Get fucked, now put Trump behind bars and I’d finally have some faith in the system.

If it can’t have nice things, nobody can. Fuck the other people over as much as possible.

I am not pro corporate - quite the opposite, I’d like to see this backfire. But if the restaurant owner behaved well up until this point I can’t blame the corpo who he signed the agreement with.

Might as well kill some time during the flight

Probably not endorsed by the brand, but a move by the restaurant owner. McD is a franchise, which means McD is renting the brand to a company under some rules.

Do you eat it with or without the microwave?

Not for Charlie Sheen

Worth a try, last time I tried it - about 3 months ago - it worked.

It is a legal label, if it was safe it would be “safe full self driving”.

Buy a Raspberry PI, install PiHole or AdGuard, change router DNS, and you are good to go. Yes, not perfect, but doesn’t rely on a browser extension that can go extinct next time the browser decides it is time for a change.