To be honest, this kind of feels to me like the boss was just looking for an excuse to not have to pay workers.

Went through the first half of your post confused; couldn’t remember when Indiana Jones was ever a substitute teacher :V

Musk went on to clarify that that temporary hardship is currently projected to last just 4 short years.

“That’s how I found my wife!” said divorced man with a restraining order.

“Apologies, I misspoke. If he’s willing to get off on the couch.”

There’s not much I miss about Reddit, but one of those things is a proper community to put jokes that have been run into the ground. The unnecessary arrow is one thing, but then the second reaction image really kill the otherwise mildly amusing joke.

Before I decide… do the wolves use Windows?

The Supreme Court call that “compelling”

After a crushing electoral defeat in 2018, one senior opposition politician told the Financial Times how he had spent the night in a “humble home” to learn what it was like, proudly showing pictures he had taken on his mobile phone.

“After I returned to Mexico City, it struck me that perhaps my maid lived in a similar sort of home, so I showed her the photos and sure enough it turned out that her home was very similar,” he beamed.

This… this is probably the single most out-of-touch thing I’d ever rich. A rich dude took pictures of a normal house, and then bragged to his maid that he went there.

I can’t decide if my disgust is greater than my amusement in knowing there’s no way Russia would bother delivering those letters regardless.

Said the parents: “Over my child’s dead body!”