Dear Green Party voters: the fascists thank you. The Palestinians those fascists will kill don’t thank you.

We could have had funniest moment of the year if authorities seized his Mercedes while he was voting.

The guy who said it probably doesn’t grammar all that well anyway.

You guys probably feel pretty powerless watching the US elections from other countries. If it helps, those of us who live here feel pretty powerless too. Even those who live in swing states, from what I hear.

Still voted, though.

Maybe. I’d prefer we give her a year or two to see how progressive she’s going to be. We’re forced to work within the Democrat party for now, and if we’re seen as a bunch of malcontents, centrist Democrats will see that as an excuse to reach out to more “gettable” moderates and conservatives instead

Biden calling Trump voters garbage was a gaffe. His own office walked it back. It’s way easier to depart from the president on a throwaway line than on a year-long policy that an all-too-large and ignorant chunk of the population still supports.

I’m not satisfied with her public position on Gaza so far, either. But, since the notion that Trump will make anything better is ridiculous, the only plausible course is to get her in office and then pressure the shit out of her.

And in case anyone’s thinking it, the idea that Jill Stein successfully spoiling into a Trump victory somehow means he’ll take her foreign policy advice is magical thinking.

I agree. I’m just hoping they’ve made the calculation that remaining ambiguous on Gaza is a better electoral strategy, and once in office she doesn’t intend to spit in the faces of her base the way Biden has.

It’s her or Trump, and there’s zero chance Trump will make things better, so anyone who cares about Gaza and has a realistic outlook on the situation should support Harris.

Can’t remember at the moment what it’s called, but there’s a law making it illegal for the US to support war crimes. If the president ceased aid to Israel on those grounds, congress would have to be unusually united to override it. Not saying it couldn’t happen, but it’d be a difficult fight to pick when Israel is being so brazenly genocidal.

Easy, they refuse to believe her.

After all, if she didn’t sow discord by pointlessly undermining the president while an essentially powerless Vice President, she must love genociding brown people even more than Trump does somehow.

Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

Yeah, being in a “president or prison” situation will do that.

Every day I try to remember to be grateful that, even though he’s evil, Elon Musk is also pretty dumb.

Does it make me less of a man if I don’t inspect my poops? I still think a well-timed fart is peak comedy, if that helps.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

You could get a whole-ass air conditioner free from the office if you want it bad enough.

They aren’t here to punch Hitler apologists in the face.

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

“Fuck em, I got mine.”