bravesirrbn ☑️

But a lot of people named Bort, I assume?

Hairy Ass Truman

Foliant der Antlitze

I’ve seen Ghost described as “Spooky ABBA” and somehow it kinda checks out. Not even mad, ABBA is great and so is Ghost

It has a lot of potassium

Survivorship bias? Hundreds of other “astrologists” probably tried predicting it too but guessed wrong

Absolute madlad

Platinium

Edit: oh, that’s already in your list. Well played

It can generate text that looks like a plausible troubleshooting result but is completely detached from reality. Good enough for most CEOs

This person memegens

I thought strongman was about lifting, pulling, carrying or even throwing heavy things?

But we’re supposed to use Joules, not calories

18 hours each in three jobs

Scars are cool

Maybe it just boils down to “Linux” simply sounding better when pronounced

Just like e.g. most people just say “velcro” and not “hook-and-loop” as the company Velcro itself wants people to call it.

You’re not the boss of me now!

Why do the ponies have to be angry? Seems kind of uncharacteristic

One thing I genuinely don’t get: why does a company making this much money need “investors”? (Other than participating in the make-rich-people-richer scheme)

Around the world

When they applied it, did you react by saying “Nice caulk! 😏😏😏”