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i don’t get it

sweats in Betteridge’s law of headlines

Millennial bait

Moar like cocklobster

Edit: in a good way

Some of us were doing infrastructure as code back when they still called us “Linux admins” and we were doing “gitops” with Subversion and Puppet. My title has changed a lot since the old days but some of the “new hotness” was around in the old days with different names. Fuck, look at LPARs.

Two slices of toast, one with butter one with grape jelly. Slice a boiled egg, put the egg slices on the toast, give it a little bit of salt, complete assembly and boom, my breakfast egg sandwich.

It’s really good and I don’t understand why people are so weirded out by it. Eating a boiled egg and some toast with butter and jelly is fine for breakfast, but! Put them together as a sandwich and now I’m the weirdo.

If an exxon executive says it it must be true

Yep. “Oopsie, our operations `inadvertently’ created some more martyrs for the cause. well, time to keep bombing more babies”

1999 called, they want their demotivational poster back

Don’t worry she’ll find a way to blame Obama

Note that when people say “pour money into a company” they mean “invest wisely in the parts of the company that work” not “buy a thing with a big price tag” those are two completely separate things

Point 1 was him buying the company though. He has not poured any money into it, as you say he has done quite the reverse

No, the cruelty is the point. The kind of people who made this happen have common sense just like the rest of us, that 7-year-old squirrel didn’t have rabies. They refuse to make exceptions or use common sense because they specifically want to hurt others.

Peanut had been living with owner Mark Longo for seven years

Man. What a feel-bad story. There’s a certain kind of person who takes glee in destroying others’ joy and they will use any technicality to get the excuse to do so all while blathering “the law is the law, the law is the law.”

Seven years. What a shameful travesty.

When is he going to do points #2 and #3 for Twitter

smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity

They’ll just find a way to make sure only the top 10% richest white people can access it through a loophole

We’re thiiiiis close to the death of the “free world.” Fascism is a blink away.

Professional means you do it for money. In which case you need another job