I love the meme so much though.
But in reality we gotta let those damn sea flap flaps know Steve still got shooters out here.
Probably smart not to punch one though or you might end up like Steve. We got each other’s backs but let’s not commit to doing the same as Steve. For real though if one of them sea crepes tries to step and bubble trash about mah boi Steve, ooooooo imma punch the shit out of it.
Hey at least she gets you the easiest Legendary Unique monster in Monster Rancher.
It’s not nearly as good with the bullshit at the bottom though. It should have a source that links to another webpage basically saying it’s bs.
That’s not a boy. That’s not even coke.
Gym bro with too much money and too much nose for coke is more like it.
Got that silver tongue pussy. Stussy.
Next thing you know she’ll be playing Elden Ring like a fucking poser while using a cheese build like some communist normie.
Nah, I need that real gamer shit. If she doesn’t have a Steam account with 60 games completed, 120 played and 400 unplayed with 1000 hours on Terraria and Stardew Valley each, then is she really a gamer, or is she just some fucking millennial just like I am wait…
Hey guys, check out the dolphin fucker!
English syntax hard?
There’s a lot of issues with English. Most of them are for using loanwords without phonetically changing how they’re spoken in the English alphabet. Then people wonder why they’re spelled like Ledoux and sound like Lehdoo.
Romance. Romance languages are the fucking reason you word slurring tongue twats.
But hey, at least we’re not Turkik.
Through the power of not letting the oil set, and using a rag or brush with warm to hot water, you will be surprised just how little to no soap you need at all.
Fwiw I’m not cleaning greasy ass pans regularly either. We’re too poor for that lol.
How often have you heard — “would you tell an Indigenous person to go vegan?”
Never, I never have, and I’m fucking native with long black hair lol.
In fact, the argument that veganism is incompatible with Indigenous culture is unfounded. Advocates for humans, animals and our ecosystems are natural allies in the fight against oppressive colonial structures.
… what? People are saying indigenous people must eat meat? Are people arguing that paleo diets are/n’t vegan? They’re not… non-obligates going to eat any calories they can get their hands on…
Is this some weird self-persecuted vegan schtick they only accuse other vegans of being?
… what a lil bitch.
He didn’t even say thank you.
The mechanical action of water running and wiping is what takes out 90% of germs and bacteria already. Soap is only responsible for that next 9%.
There’s still 1% unless you autoclave it.
Tldr: You probably don’t need soap for dishes if you wash them during initial rinse immediately after use and they aren’t super gross.
You still want to wash and soap your hands cause 10% of cold germs is plenty.
Also quit licking your fingers to open the plastic bags for produce at the store you filthy fucks.
12024 Human Era.
Thank you Kurzgesagt calendars.
On the negative side, trying to get people our after is rough. The gf still has problems understanding that yes, you can take both kids with you to run errands, shop, etc.
Staying home all day dicking around on Facebook while I do all the shopping and a good chunk of the cooking, dishes, and child rearing heh after I get home is always like dude, go outside lol.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU
Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago’s Wiener’s Circle | CONAN on TBS - 12 years ago
Your mom says you still owe her rent.
… Isn’t that entirely a different issue with just a similar end result that’s also being worked on by progressive Democrats, krauerking at lemy.lol
How loose is anons butthole?
They’d be mad if they could understand anything that wasn’t Facebook memes and bad email chains.
Maybe we’re a bit more racist and sexist than people are willing to admit?