Thank you for letting me follow you on this unremarkable journey through mediocrity.

If you want to ban abortion but not make contraception free, just admit that you are a fan of human suffering.

Don’t most brick and mortar stores also have websites that deliver? Just think of what store might sell what you’re lookng for and buy it from them or at least compare prices.

Most scientists are working with the hope of making a dent in what we don’t know. There’s no shortage of “we don’t know.”

I wish her luck but how did she not see this coming?

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That’s that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.

I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying that your’e a machine and this affects your program:

If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}

in my experience, it’s better to fuck in a van.

If I were a lesbian, I would make a shirt out of that sticker.

gassing?

The pin with the incorrectly drawn swastica is the icing on the cake.

Please direct me to these ez pz 7.5% returns.

Your point is that doing something is more effective than doing nothing? You sure got me there. I have to say that I agree.

My state is nowhere near anywhere close to being a swing-state. My vote for president carries very little weight. For this reason, I vote for whichever party actually aligns with my ideology.

An acquaintance once tried to scapegoat me and my vote for Jill Stein as the reason that Donald Trump won in 2016.

That’s not how the electoral college works.

Oh, you’re right. In that case, the nurse is stealing from the patient and not an evil, faceless corporation. This changes everything.

I’m on the nurse’s side. Fuck the credit card company.

The time capsule also contains a copy of his book, “Swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me. Yes, this sort of thing is my bag, baby”

Don’t be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

His horns are even a little ❤️