A really good mattress is a gift that keeps on giving

But why does he lose his shit over it? There must’ve been an amazing guy in his life at some point he’s still not over

It’s only fitting for the man with the best words to finally get a sentence

I’ve learned all the new combos for Dvorak and I don’t really care that Ctrl + c isn’t next to Ctrl + v anymore tbh

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