Yes, you want to push your mass as horizontally as possible, which will be limited by the grip under your feet. Vertical motion is wasted energy, but if you’re full horizontal you’ll just slip.

Is it normal to pay cash for rent in the US? I’ve always done it by bank transfer, set up to pay automatically on the agreed date…

Seems like a great way to perform tax fraud.

But they never ask… how is the fun… :(

-Jeff Goldblum

The last one kills me

To supress elements in a herd? Sure it does.

Healthy for the individual? Not so much.

So, you’re saying that’s all it takes for you to consider a convicted conman for president instead? Sound reasonable.

You may not be happy with your options, but the choice is abundantly clear.

I miss you George Carlin.

Anon also forgot to infuse the lightning pixies after inscribing the runes, tsk tsk.

They’re the ones who let the smoke out if you anger them!

How do you get the yolk back in the egg? Well, just ask the chicken of course (or the Wizard in this case).

International Financial Statistics

Most surprising thing in this greentext is seeing Freia mentioned as luxury chocolate! 🇳🇴

Romans go home (?)

“Is it done, Yuri?”

“No, Comrade President, it has only begun.”

How can anyone make money off porn if users simply create their own?

What, you mean like amateur porn or…?

Seems like professional porn still does great after over two decades of free internet porn so…

I guess they will solve this one the same way, by having better production quality. 🤷

Some tunnels where I live explicitly instruct you to adjust your AC before entering.

I’m allowed to adjust anything within arms reach as long as I keep my eyes on the road. It is my responsibility to familiarize myself with the controls before departing so I can do so.

You’ve never driven in a humid tunnel, or live in a place with changing weather do you?

Nah, all she showed him was to not trust strangers.

Ah yes, she sure showed him the consequences of his actions :)

gg Ender