Farid

Not to brag, but I have comments with, like, 11+ upvotes.

Allosaurus?

Oh right, didn’t pay enough attention. But it was the first thing I saw in the morning.

Shouldn’t 7/10" actually be 7/20"?

I had a class about fork() on my Operating Systems course yesterday. I was going to look up the fork bomb, that the teacher didn’t even tell us about >:( , but it somehow found me instead.

It’s a Lemmy award.

What happens if you put powdered milk into milk? Milk²?

When everything is center, nothing is.

And for what reason?

My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I’m merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.

When somebody says they like Proton:

Rich are food. Not friends!

Not sure what’s the idiom with “fridge” in it.

Technically, there’s a bundle that includes the game for $50.

My two favorite malaphors:

• It’s not rocket surgery.
• We will burn that bridge when we get to it.

I honestly don’t see this changing any time soon because there are biological incentives behind both stereotypes. And, anecdotally, my gf (40+) will pout if in some context I refer to her as a woman, and be like “noooo, I’m a girl… :(”. Semi-jokingly, of course, but only semi.

Stereotypically, women always strive to look as young as possible, so calling one a girl can be seen as a compliment. While men, stereotypically strive to appear mature, hence calling one a boy can be considered an insult.

Right? It will probably mostly impact poor people, so who cares!