Anything by Meat Canyon (at least when I first discovered him)

I like their titles

Pretty much everything.

Double Beefy Crunch Burrito. If it’s made right, goddamn those hit the spot every time.

Other than that, try a Baja Blast freeze if they have them.

I honestly thought that was the case this entire time

You’ve never spent time around midwesterners, I see.

Is he smiling in that picture?

Couldn’t you put the sensor on the outside?

Or better yet, if the gun safe is in its own area with a door to separate it, put the sensor on that door

A close family member of mine got fired from their teaching job because someone lied and said they had kidnapped a student.

In reality, they were trying to help them get away from an abusive home situation, and the guardian straight up lied to everyone and everyone took their side instead.

I specifically was craving protein last night, but not my usual junk food drive-thru “protein” on a bun. So I went out and got stuff to make a nice little meat sauce for some pasta at home, and damn did it hit the spot.

Did you even take Driver’s Ed?

I don’t get it. Am I too American?

That shit was my jam when I was a kid

I mean just using your turn signal turns it off in most cars…

Maybe do that?

I’ve been driving spoiled with Lane Keep Assist. I’d like to continue to keep that as a thing in all cars.

Also, I used a Ford Escape as a rental this weekend, and holy shit I hate having to wait for the startup animation to complete so I can finally mess with the A/C and have it going on full blast after sitting in the hot sun all day. My Santa Cruz has actual buttons for all the climate control stuff and I had no idea I’d miss it so much until now.

I went to a small rural school for a year when I was in elementary. The music teacher head paddle he’d use when it was your birthday. Wanna know the really fucked up part about it all? His paddle has holes drilled into it.

My God, I have not been more bored watching an action movie. I actually turned it off because it was putting me to sleep and I just thought the whole thing was dumb.

And I like marvel movies.

Goldmember

In literally every thread I’ve seen it post in, it gets downvoted to hell.

I don’t have any brand loyalty, but I do get certain brands of things because I know I don’t like the other stuff.