We really should make using “/s” or “/j” a thing here

Nah, you’re too stupid if that’s why you didn’t vote for her.

Careful, there’s a pizza place near where I grew up that used to have 36" pizzas, but they had to downsize to 28" because the boxes were too expensive.

It’s called Giant Pizza King, and they’re goddamn delicious.

Probably at least four years given her current career path.

Now she has to suck up to trump even more.

“Dammit! Can’t a guy masturbate in this house?!”

I was trying to find the clip where the q-nut finds ex-president Garrison in the grocery store and tells him he knows what he’s really saying, but Garrison just calls him a crazy son of a bitch; but I couldn’t find it.

This one is clear enough though.

I went to Google myself.

Okay so I know this is a couple weeks old, but I can’t stop thinking about this and you got me cooking.

Get some of those giant jumbo dogs by Nathan’s, slice them in half and grill them up. Get some beef (I like around 70/30 myself), cook it up with some burger seasonings, maybe a hint of cheese or cheese sauce? Put the half dog in the bun first, flat side up so it creates a nice platform for the rest of the food and opens the bun. Then you put a nice portion of burger meat on top, then your toppings (lettuce, tomato, more cheese, etc.) and your sauces (ketchup, mayo, maybe some mustard).

Boom. Burger-Dog.

I saw a comment on a thread here on Lemmy the other day that said we should be raising more cattle to help the environment and I was just dumbfounded.

Cow farts actually are a leading cause for climate change. Their shit literally is a greenhouse gas.

He gives the movie its mojo, baby!

I laughed a couple years ago at them on Reddit too.

Same energy

Sweatpants and a shirt, and some socks.

Rewatching the newer Apes movies makes me scared shitless whenever I see a gorilla on screen. They’re big, loud, strong as hell, and smart as a person. Especially the scene in Dawn when the guy goes back to the settlement to try to negotiate and you just see that gorilla come out of nowhere and just scream at the guy.

And then I laugh whenever I see one riding a horse and think “that poor horse.”

Damn I thought you were gonna say it gets into our bodies and eats us as we’re becoming part plastic nowadays.

That’s a horror movie premise right there.

Between this and the cheese, Britain can’t catch a break.

Damn Fuddrucker’s isn’t even really a national chain anymore. Most of them are in Texas, and there’s one in the entire state of California.

I miss it tbh. They were pretty good.

Also licensing and planning a route.

Have you found any “Tall” sizes? I used to need 2XLT, and I know they make “smaller” sizes like that.

This seems oddly specific