Money only has value if you like using it to buy food and shelter

no 💕

Salt enjoyers be like

Poor thing is already stress-eating, and now it’s got a bunch of scientists staring at it too

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

Looks like the Cs are being Bs again…

I lost my health along the way. Two days ago,I fell ill with a cold. I can only hope that resting in bed right now will allow me to regain what I once had…

Look at Dr Money over here, anything above 0°C will keep the pipes from freezing and is technically survivable

Don’t be ridiculous, the UK would never do anything to harm vulnerable nations /s

My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances

Day After Tomorrow was about two days before its time

Aston Martin F1 team principal Mike Krack has entered the chat

Also, wasn’t there a Mike Hunt in the British government a few years back?

Purple, it’s nice

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

I also really like Dropout. I will sub for a few months then put it on pause for a few months, so it’s basically half price. The company allegedly treats its staff very well, they produce lots of good shows, very inclusive for queer, disabled, non-white etc people which I love. They also recommend password sharing and stopping your subscription if you can’t afford / don’t want any more. And all that obviously worked since I’m advertising for free for them 😂

loses it

“I think he’s wrong”

"Man goes apoplectic with fury at someone cutting in front of him: “I’m terribly sorry, do you mind awfully not doing that again please?” "

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LOVE TRUMP’S HATE

“special cases” being everyone who doesn’t live in a town? I’m lucky in that my village post office hasn’t been shut down, but I’d still have to drive to collect my post every day. It’s much more efficient that a single vehicle delivers post to hundreds of houses.

Maybe it makes sense in urban areas for able-bodied people. Still a drag to have to walk there every day when you don’t even know if you’ve got post because something important might have arrived.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to poop on your idea so much, it is a genuinely interesting idea, I just don’t think it works with the way society is currently set up in my country

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors