That’s lemmynsfw.com

The only things I want from NATO is the femboy designation and to rename itself to GDI, is that too much to ask?

Thank god there is no ninth of hexadecember, so no worries.

Except oil.

Anyway I need to get back to Stuttgart in time to watch Kraftwerk.

Bitte.

We all know his name is Johneff. Johneff Kennedy. Johneff is the long form of Jeff.

It is now save to disenchant your orb.

I’ll spend your 100 million, too, if you want. I’ll be the second idiot to shoot his car into space.

I’ll take your billion.

Cool, I love learning new terms that will haunt me in the future.

I miss Slorp. All the modern copies of Slorp suck.

Thanks, I hate it.

I imagined what an Elasticsearch query style Python XML syntax would look like.You must share my pain.

<fun>
  <name>sum</name>
  <in>
    <int>
      <name>foo</name>
    </int>
    <int>
      <name>bar</name>
      <default_value>
        <int>0</int>
      </default_value>
    </int>
  </in>
  <out>
    <int>
      <calculation>
        <numerical_operation>
          <operator_plus>
            <operand>
              <var>foo</var>
            </operand>
            <operand>
              <var>bar</var>
            </operand>
          </operator_plus>
        </numerical_operation>
      </calculation>
    </int>
  </out>
</fun>