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Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement.
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We watched that when it came out on VHS I think. Definitely not a movie for a pair of 8/9 year olds.
Though the only saving grace is that we were too young to understand what was going on.
I was probably 11 or 12 when we got it on VHS. My sister was 9 or 10. We were huge Swarzenegger fans and were used to him being the good guy. Twins and Kindergarten Cop were rewatched multiple times. T2 was our first R rated movie. We didn’t watch Terminator prior, though my parents did as it had been on TV (broadcast tv, censored) and they were eager to see it too.
Anyway, after it finished, I chased my sister around the house pointing my finger at her which freaked her out and got me yelled at. Fun times
I saw it when I was in college. Not sure if I knew what breasts were for in second grade. I either feel jealous or sorry for you.
I am not sure which.
Catholic High School Girls in Trouble!
It was made by the folks behind Airplane and Hot Shots. The humor is very much unrefined though. It might be worth a rewatch now that you’re older.
Kind of like watching Shrek as an adult, you get the second set of jokes.
That color… How pale he was. Mom used to buy frozen burritos at the time. I felt uncomfortable eating them for months…
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I had a cat that would chase me around the house if I was eating a banana. Wildest thing. They can’t taste sweet as far as I understand it. Never had a cat since that did. I miss that cat.
Dog: Man’s overlooked weight-loss aid.
Dog: “You gonna finish that?”
Me: “No.”
Dog: Munching noises.
I’ll take “Things that never happened for $300 Alex.”
Um genocide is bad?
So you’re saying that genocide is okay if you agree with it? TANKIE DETECTED.
How many millions did we kill in revenge?
Many many times more. An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
Israel is doing the same thing now. Only not even pretending to rebuild a nation.
Terrorism is politics by other means.
If you deny a people redress of grievances, say by refusing to participate in the international criminal court, you can’t be surprised when desperate people act out of desperation.
One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.
I’m not saying that it’s right, but it certainly didn’t justify the 20 years we spent playing in the desert, nor the genocide Israel is commiting on the Palestinians now.
Pretty sure my take is the opposite.
But yeah if you think that we were blameless on 9/11 disregards the history of US foreign politicy.
And Israel? Pretty sure that the last 70 years of illegal occupation had nothing to do with October 7th, right? Or “self defense” lasting 11 months? Getting pretty close to operation Iraqi Freedom there bud.
Taking Israel’s side is like taking Russia’s side.
Both are objectively doing the same thing.
That is the Tankie position. End justifies the means. Fascism is justified.
It’s you.
Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!