Checks group, wait this isn’t The Oniion?

Plus said corporations pay I mean lobby for them…

I do

They are responsible for protecting and serving the US constitution at all costs…

The boss has spoken!

I can’t try again because I can’t exit out …

Nosotros

I hear Elon is going to start a colony on Mars, they should go and demonstrate how wrong we were

I’m beginning to the the 2nd attempt on his life was staged too.

Surprised this is not the onion for once…

Wait people still watch CNN

Kyles mom has finally been dethroned

Mr grab em by the pussy will be your protector…riiiiight

Wait, are the snowflakes still crying over this years later?

My real juglists know!

Never play chess with a pigeon, they shit on the board and knock ove randomr pieces claiming they won…

For now …

Cheaper TV’s sometimes won’t function without one.

Start buying commercial displays. Cost more but will be about as close to a dumb tv. You will have to provide your own smart device for apps …

Watch out, this may mean he’s going to take the low road a cheat. Regardless VOTE!!!