But who will innovate fantastical escape plans to already-dead planets if there were no more billionaires?

Kirby games often have a really fucked up final boss encounter.

Decades worth of Thanksgiving dinner conversations, summarized.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Most memorable performance, easily.

After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE

That’s too close to a “it’s just human nature” asspull too often used to justify capitalistic skullduggery.

dae die a hero or live long enough to become the villain wow this cryptofascist auteur has such epic wisdom let’s go punch poor people

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

I am going to get downvoted for this, but (community popular opinion)

The Wizards of the Lost Kingdom movies are a fine slice of the fantasy side of cheese, as is the delightfully named Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell.

Oh, and Delta Knights!

I also recommend, for those that like spy/heist/Italian weirdness, to try Diabolik, and Operation Double-Double-07.

Hard mode might be “Agent From H.A.R.M.” because there’s long stretches of very little happening, but what happens can be downright hilarious.

Space Mutiny is easily the best “introduction” episode to the show for newcomers and it remains a classic that shows what MST3K is all about.

I do want to give honorable mention to Star Crash, a Jonah-era Italian attempt to do Star Wars featuring a surprisingly famous actor playing the space emperor, a cowboy drawling bounty hunter robot, and a lady wearing transparent plastic that grits her teeth a lot. It’s a good time too.

I was at work before my afternoon classes and I saw a long convoy of National Guard APCs rolling alongside the yuppie suburbs that ran down the street.

I guess was afraid was going to come for Napa Valley or something.

sir, another sale has hit the Wal-Mart

He’s such a bland bleakly boring person that he’d only show an improvement in character if he had a beanie hat.

“I am lobbying to change the legal definition of lemonade so no lemons are required.”

It’s not a monopoly if the monopoly’s reach extends to other business schemes