Goliath fox bat

I’m kind of weird. I can’t stand the idea of swimming in the deep ocean. It makes me skil crawl and want to run as far away as I can… despite loving the ocean. Just don’t make me swim in deep ocean waters.

That’s a good way to drive people to kill themselves.

To be fair, yall don’t have fluoride in the water so you need to brush more often. (This is aimed at the Americans commenting)

No more cancer please.

Bro if I’m late, I just have to accept it. I tell my work people that I’ll be late and they’re usually fine with it as long as I say something and show up.

I know that not all work places are as understanding as this, but don’t be stupid if you’re late. You’ll still get there, just not on time.

Shitty management.

I agree. All the little bitty addages don’t make sense. You can be bi and still have preferences. Just keep it simple gosh dangit.