!remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

It said “yeah”.

Double checkmate.

I just asked it and it says that it can.

Checkmate.

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

Serious answer, probably added on to over time by different people.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

Yeah, no. The broad American public wouldn’t like that. Right or wrong, lots of people hate that word even when directed at someone who is being one.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

He’s high as balls

I suspect the ultimate destination for these turtles was “being consumed” vs being a pet.

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

callback executed

💃

Piper? Is that you?

Astrobot is pretty dope. They make a number of pretty great games.

I use the Orion browser with uBlock Origin installed and get 0 ads on YouTube.

Love a good mashed potato. Boil until soft, mash with some butter/cream/milk. Salt and pepper to taste. Fantastic stuff.

A Pallas Cat in case you were wondering.

Anon learns (or perhaps doesn’t) that phone numbers belonged to other people before you got it.