Woops. Yeah I thought it was a greatsword boy.

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Learn to parry or learn to run past and get used to dying.

Originally I didn’t like wielding ‘weird’ as a weapon against MAGAs because I generally consider it okay to be weird and I am not insulted if someone calls me weird.

But then I saw how much in infuriates the right despite being a pretty light and toothless label. They HAVE to believe that they are the normal ones, once you point out how strange and out of touch they are they lose their minds. I think it helps normal people understand who they really are.

Facial recognition confirmed he was a criminal and the scanner confirmed he had a gun! Of course we opened fire instantly. How could we have known it was just some guy with a water bottle?

Yeah this is one of those things where accessibility settings can probably get you 90% there but screenshots and machine learning can probably close the gap somewhat reliably (even if it’s much less efficient).

Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.

I can’t believe that there are people are out there just raw dogging the Internet with no AdBlock. The advertising is so aggressive and intrusive. I legitimately cannot tolerate using the Internet when 80% of the page is filled with attention grabbing bullshit.

Maybe the Godzilla breath isn’t a laser at all, it’s like a fish spawning so he just blasts cum everywhere and hopes those eggs get fertilized.

Where else am I going to share the fun stuff I find with StumbleUpon?

If it was free and I just had to pay the subscription I’d think “Can’t my phone already do all this?”

I ran this for a bit but it seemed to severely impact browser performance on YouTube.

“Hey Boss… That guy is back again…”

“Wait, which guy? The banana guy?”

“Yuuuuuup.”

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Same here. I love DuckDNS but after the third DNS outage taking down all my services I migrated to Cloudflare and haven’t had a single problem since.

It doesn’t get brought up because it’s not useful to anyone politically. Already support abortion rights? Well then lower crime rates is just a positive unintended side effect of a policy that grants women their inherent right to bodily autonomy. Already oppose abortion rights? Then you probably don’t care about crime rates because you already think that abortion itself is a crime.

What about little electric scooters that you can rent with an app but we just dump them all over the fucking sidewalk when no one is using them.

I have yet to have any success with Bottles but I assume it’s because I don’t know what I’m doing and I’m trying with software known to be difficult.

I remote into a Windows PC for Fusion 360 and Affinity suite but if I could get those working on Linux I’d be in really good shape.

I don’t understand why (even while I sense it happening to me in real time) but it seems like part of getting older is enjoying drinks that are shitty on purpose.

Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.