A fine that will never be paid

Ummm…dad…why are the locks on the inside?

“Why is there so much yarn everywhere?!”

Two weeks later when the weather cools off - “Can you make a hat for me?”

My husband always says, “Stop biting me!” but I think he’s faking.

The Bezos thing is really pissing me off! Now i have to drive all over town to pick up things i could have had delivered.

Similar things have been written over and over and over. Screaming into the void. Obama wore a tan suit.

When your non-citizen family members go … I’m losing a school kid next week. I think her mom is scared so she’s going home. Kid is non-verbal, non-ambulatory, super sweet and doing well at school. What will her life look like in Venezuela? Dad is staying, but he can’t work and take care of the kiddo.

Where are you coming from? Nasa in Houston is cool. Galveston is close- it’s not the prettiest beach, but it’s fun. San Antonio - i think it’s the best Texas city - Alamo, tacos, etc. New Orleans for music and beignets - if you stay overnight, I’d get off bourbon Street before midnight - last time i was there the late night crowds had increased leading to more fights.

ETA - Austin is ok, but If you go a little west of Austin, you’ll be in Hill country which is pretty. There’s a little german town called Fredericksburg. It’s kind of fun and may have their Christmas decorations out. Near Fredericksburg there’s Alstadt Brewery and Garrison Brothers whiskey distillery. Garrison is really nice with rocking chairs around fire pits and you may see deer and burros. Free to visit, you can buy whiskey samples by the flight, they have food there now too, I think the tour is about 20 bucks.

Behind the Bastards podcast does shows on both, i believe.

Period expected in 2 days can mean it’s time to change your water filter or clean out your fridge or whatever. And the symptoms can be used to mean something else

They just remember that shit?

I was so disappointed to put my glasses on and learn that Led Zeppelin is not the new head of the EPA.

The waste of it kills me! We make a good living and we do a lot of fun things, but we have friends that have and spend a lot more than we do. Sometimes it bothers me that what gets thrown away on crap is more than what a lot of people make.

Here they call them $30,000 millionaires - people who are living beyond their means in nice apartments uptown, driving expensive cars, bars, etc. - everything on credit, which will crash later, instead of living a regular ok life today. It’s an old term so its now likely $60k.

Key West is fun but it’s not very beachy. You could go to a Florida beach town and then drive down the keys for a couple of days. Miami is fun. Tampa/Clearwater is nice. Sanibel/Captiva are pretty, but also very quiet.

Where will you be traveling from?

Foreign and domestic!

We don’t have time for a hand job.

Grab a test prep study guide - GED, SAT, … You can probably get a super cheap one at a used book store.

I like money.