TheLowestStone

Everyone looking for “the” answer needs to realize it was a ton of stuff. Lack of a primary, failing to separate from Biden, campaigning with Republicans, failure to take a hard stance on genocide, ignorant/ill-informed voters, propaganga, misogyny, and racism are only some of the reasons.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Thank goodness we didn’t elect Bill Clinton this year. That would have been a disaster.

Vance is a fucking monarchist.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Half of them have heart attacks walking up the stairs and the other half turn to ash when touched by sunlight.

Nah, let’s all take a good honest look at what’s happening and start preparing for it.

You go ahead and make bingo cards, I’ll be prepping for the civil war.

Well, in that case, I would not mind a good slamming.

I’m going to go ahead and put piss weasel in my pocket for later.

There’s no need for “more than likely” in that sentence.

Depends on how rich you are.

Poisoned by his thoughts

They usually grip the knife incorrectly and then display a basic lack of knowledge regarding how to properly and safely use it.

Basically any time someone playing a chef or cook on TV picks up a knife I fly into a rage.