TheLowestStone

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Half of them have heart attacks walking up the stairs and the other half turn to ash when touched by sunlight.

Nah, let’s all take a good honest look at what’s happening and start preparing for it.

You go ahead and make bingo cards, I’ll be prepping for the civil war.

Well, in that case, I would not mind a good slamming.

I’m going to go ahead and put piss weasel in my pocket for later.

There’s no need for “more than likely” in that sentence.

Depends on how rich you are.

Poisoned by his thoughts

They usually grip the knife incorrectly and then display a basic lack of knowledge regarding how to properly and safely use it.

Basically any time someone playing a chef or cook on TV picks up a knife I fly into a rage.

I spent 11 days in the hospital after a car accident. After I was released, my grandmother had to carry the book I was reading into different rooms for me for weeks.

Yeah, i imagine his wife is pretty vicious.

I think it’s important to remember that the wirm died in his brain. I assume because his thoughts are that toxic.

I grew up in upstate NY so I’m no stranger to deer. This was something else. We were driving through the Winding Staircase mountain and there were hundreds of them. My wife kept screaming and grabbing my arm while I was driving until I had to stop in the middle of the (empty except for us and the deer) road to calmly explain that she was making the situation significantly worse.

The image generators have been great for making token art for my dnd campaign. Other than that, no.

Also highlights how easily the wealthy can manipulate the market.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.