Every time he opens his face sphincter.

And plans to increase federal spending at his shitty golf hotels

Satan Take the Wheel

The judges were looking for Train Wreck but will accept Bus Wreck.

Deep pocket degenerates

He spitballs everything hoping that one day he might be right about something.

It’s about appeasing trump

They’re better at fake outrage than we are at actual outrage.

Gravity

She’s a Derp State operative

So it was poor judgment. The motherfucker has one job to do, be impartial.

Colludy and the Blowhards

Innocent people do this all the time. Lol

MAGA is a euphemism for Make Russia Great Again. Republicans are either to stupid to realize it or fully on board with the destruction of the United States.

Crippling personality disorders

What happened to her face? She almost looks human in this picture

I forgot I had a headache

Republicans will never stop trying to steal elections

… and sexual predators

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