Democrats need to stop acting like nerds if they want more people to like them.

If you told me this was a quote from Ideocracy I would not have doubted you for a second.

You are 100% right that was the 50s not the 70s my bad

Did you mean “before their politicians wanted to get fair prices on oil”?

Proton is swiss, fuck me i though it was russian

There would be no war, Europe is too much realpolitik to ever reject that request

Or you know, Washington calls Paris and says: “Yeah, what if you didn’t do that and and then I wouldn’t have to fuck you over”

The EU didn’t embargo China and we were doing business with Russia even after Crimea, in some capacity we still are doing some business with Russia.

So what? The only diplomacy they need is the us on their side

Yeah, that’s what you need, another conspiracy theorist…

I hope they do this on my country so I can draw a big fat juicy cock on the survey

Remember when they burned children alive because their parents may or may not have modified some firearms.

Hopefully he won’t get killed in the coming long knifes night

My evil side wants them to be more popular where I live so I can collect massive amounts of lithium batteries for free

It’s also a problem that I have an orange or yellow alert most of the year, either for wind, heat or rain, at some point there alerts lose all meaning.

If I’m homeless and someone offers to take me, for fucking sure I’m going to be on my best behaviour.

I mean if I’m at home I can fart anytime I want and put my feet on the table, if I’m a guest I would not do such things, that’s not inequality.

#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
   sudo "$0" "$@"
   exit $?
fi

for i in {1..10}; do
    echo "Eating ... $i"
    eat
done

I got one but it said it was iOS only

Most of the web runs on AWS good luck avoiding Amazon

That’s not true, some of them care about their kids