Mr. Zeus

Eat meat in front of vegans

The brightest “thrower” light I’ve ever owned.

My Acebeam P20 is brighter.

Anything to the effect of “this ring isn’t expensive enough” is the only reason you need to never marry that person.

Cerberus’ job is to keep living mortals out of the underworld.

Does anyone remember the “Cerber” ransomware? very nasty APT. There was a version of it that ran on many different linux distros too.

MY CLUE IS POINTING TO MY GUN!

This is for fighting, this is for fun

wow…that’s a downer

Any company that promises goods and/or services in exchange for money that takes your money in exchange said goods and/or services and then doesn’t deliver services or goods is a scam

Apple got rich by using slave labor.

what do you think the odds are that guy is just an angry policy holder that didn’t get something he needed?

But my clue is pointing this way!

I’m getting a raging clue right now!

I do have standards. It’s easy to make good pizza, you’d have to be an idiot with zero culinary skills to mess it up

there’s no excuse for making a bad pizza. It’s pizza, it’s very hard to do it wrong

What about massage chairs?

Yeah, but Arby’s is gross.

A lot of doctors hate dealing with the insurance companies as much as we do. They have to deal with medical insurance on both sides.

They all get frustrated whenever they have to not help someone they’re perfectly capable of helping

Do a favor for the cops, they give you nothing and often end up revealing who you are, sometimes by accident.

Do a favor for the mafia and they do one for you