Wow I never knew no nuts like I know nuts now!

Now if I can just find a rack of lamb on the next sidewalk, we got dinner.

Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.

Where would they even be going?

When I quiet the verbal, what replaces it is visual. The undergrowth, wow, you really have a way with words.

That bit about mumbling background chatter. This is news to me. Does everyone else have that?

Square child per bullet then?

Was Attack of the Killer Tomatoes real or did I dream that?

Yes, basking in blissful ignorance

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

Typical Windows security holes

Captain destroy the planet

What is the purpose of the squiggly one?

Everyone I have met who rode motorcycles has a story like this. Then they lift up their pant leg or shirt to show you ghastly huge scars.

Birth of a new captcha

Ah yes that. I understand your hesitation to go into detail. I believe it was mentioned on an episode of QI that they just made up the word smeg, with no relation to the above or the line of appliances by the same name.

Now you have to tell us, in accordance with space corps directive 1742.

You lemmings know even more about smeg than I thought!

It is a versatile word