Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?

Bots? On Elon Musk’s Twitter? And spreading disinformation? To shill for Trump? Inconceivable!

Be careful what you wish for!

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

I tried it once and vomited on my sweater

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation

POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver

We’re trying to vote about it but somebody keeps setting the ballot boxes on fire

It is common to omit short-term or less relevant experience from a résumé and to prioritize including jobs that are longer-term or more field specific to what you are applying for. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. If McDonald’s corporate was not directly involved with this stunt, perhaps they’ll clarify if Harris did indeed work for them in order to lessen the negative perception of Trump using their franchise.

Did McDonald’s corporate agree to this political stunt? Or was it just one specific location that agreed for him to come in?

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

https://lemmy.world/post/20894731

As usual, this probably won’t amount to even so much as a slap on the gold-plated wrist for him

Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

But doctor, I am Pagliacci