Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

I don’t need to look up the closest firing range because it was recently all over the news when one of the members went up on a roof and tried to shoot this guy who was running for President.

Not the most recent would be shooter, the one before that.

Hell of a fall for the leaves, though.

Just hit them with Indy

Alternative title

Russians trying to keep North Korean unit size at or below standard magazine size.

Once again, the show Silicon Valley predicting the future.

Russ Hanneman is just an American Elon Musk

Isn’t that a bit late? I’m 36 and ICP seemed like a thing for the age bracket above me growing up. Or did the whole magnets meme push their demo to a lower age bracket or something?

And Trump would appease the invaders. Shame.

If flamingos are used to signal it’s a swinger household I’m afraid to ask what this means.

Flat earth confirmed

Shit, that’s the Clown Core van

Imagine how someone like Robert Saleh must feel.

Two days ago he still had 3/4 of a grueling NFL season to prep for while managing a not yet in rehab Aaron Rogers. Yesterday he was very surprisingly fired from his head coaching duties.

Outside the while ego aspect, that sudden unshackling of all those responsibilities must have felt great. He’s got a completely empty calendar until January to mold as he pleases.

The moment something negative is said about Trump, they will tune out. They’ll proudly tell you this too.

It’s always going to have that distinct Pizza Hut smell. That grease is baked onto the inside of that building like Teflon in your intestines.

Every second without back pain is a lucky second. String enough of those lucky seconds together and you have a lucky minute.

Not just worried about dropping, but this is something you press down on.

People generally clumsy or pressing too hard are going to have a bad time if they manage to break the glass while pressing down.

SOUTHERN XPOSURE

60 MILES ON THE RIGHT

All those poor sensory deprived truckers sweating bullets because 150ft billboards are edging them at five mile increments down the highway.

Last time he said he’d leave the country and we’d never hear from him again if he lost.

Yet here we are.

People probably sat on it (and broke it)