We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
Gonna need weekly pregnancy check-ins
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?
Congrats on the sex
If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you
Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big
It’s obviously superior to FAT31
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?