House. The original intro with Tear Drop is a banger.

It’s pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we’re in a group it makes an uproar. There’s always someone who says, “WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!”

I wasn’t expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you’re not thinking about the game, you’re winning. The second you think about the game, you’ve lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

Isn’t Apple TV a thing though? It’s been a thing for a long time.

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

Execs: mental break down isn’t sexy, let’s say he has a drug problem so people can rally for him.

I love that this comes after the special where he said a trans friend defended him saying he doesn’t punch down. I guess milking someone’s suicide wasn’t as successful as he planned so he changed course.