Skymt

People say this like it’s a bad thing…

Kind regards

Confused golfer.

And collected from shareholder payouts.

Sue first, ask questions later!

When becoming aroused, the plane exposes its clitorotoris. This is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Turn them into bovine fodder, then get the oil from the bullshit.

Yeah. Usually it’s the good guys that resign! This is refreshing.

Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man

edit: grammar

I bought one of these when I lived in Germany. The first time I used it I was so afraid it was going to explode I hid behind the walls. But it quickly became my best friend. 🙂

“First go to settings”

Then scroll down to “About life”, open it and tap “Version” seven times to unlock developer mode. Go back to the main menu, and open developer options, tick “Opt into beta features”.

Then just restart your life and follow the instructions.