And you can’t admit it to anyone, lest you end up involuntarily committed for a couple days and also handed the bill for the stay 🙃

This leads to procrasturbation

I got that ‘just one more level’ in my game but have sacrificed sleep I need for work in the morning. Huzzah!

If it makes you feel more confident and happy about what you see in the mirror, then yeah it’s going to help.

You’d probably get some detractors who won’t be able to help making remarks but all they’re really telling you is they’re not your friend.

You can also do something natural looking that most guys don’t recognize as ‘makeup’ but helps improve your look.

There’s more men who do this than you might realize, e.g. anyone behind a news desk on tv

Some good makeup can make you look fly even if if you like yourself

It’s not so cut and dry as that

The pill prevents both people from ruining their lives

Holy hell, thank you for posting that

I’ve never seen that one before. My sides hurt

What the hell did I miss?

Didn’t look at the news today so honestly it could be just about anything.

If it was a meteor predicted to wipe out the planet at this point, I’d welcome it as good news

So… in other words, fake and gay

All your base

I put on my robe and wizard hat

That is in incredibly poor taste. Not just evil but reveling in it

It was difficult for me to upvote for visibility, but I had to.

God damn.

Thank you for posting this.

And this is the no paywall link https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Ftechnology%2Farchive%2F2025%2F03%2Felon-musk-human-meme-stock%2F682023

Your heart’s in the right place but this is bad advice.

Teslas are still wickedly expensive to repair and there’s only the dealership who can do those repairs.

And the parts break way too often, even parts that shouldn’t break ever, like the door handles that only Tesla can replace. The cost of that can apparently be over $1k. For a door handle.

It’d be a money pit after the warranty period runs out. You’re still going to be better off with a run of the mill beater car

Until Tesla allows other shops to do repairs, those swastikars will never be economical even if you ignore the Nazi part

Your point about buying used being better for the environment also applies to older gas powered cars too, which will be easier and cheaper to repair

The brain drain has begun.

What a smart long term move, alienating all the smart people into leaving

I’m reluctant to actually invest this years IRA contributions and may have better returns just holding it in standby as the market ‘volatility’ continues

Despite the advice that time in the market beats timing the market, I have a feeling these extraordinary circumstances mean the opposite for the time being

You have got to tell us about your job after that tantalizing bit

Where have you been all my life?

This is exactly the tool I needed. Thank you so much!

Hardly ever to be honest, unless I’m looking back through my comment history to find a specific thing I’m looking up.

That’s not counting the proofreading/editing I do on longer comments before and immediately after submitting.

Old habits die hard from years of writing papers at school. My first draft at most anything reads bad and I’ve got habits to overuse punctuation or repeat words, so to not look like I’m insane I edit. Minor efforts go a long way in getting traction on comments too

Yeah I definitely read through and edited this after the first pass

There’s an MMO I have played off and on for almost 2 decades now. I can’t even imagine how many hours I’ve accumulated, especially back when I was a kid with nothing to do but school.

Life is so much busier and way more things demanding my time as a grown-up, and I simply cannot sit in a chair like that for any long stretch of time, I get antsy.