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Cake day: June 1st, 2023

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  • Accounting is a goddamn mess. There’s lots of mistakes in accounting, finance, banking, etc but we’re supposed to act to outsiders like they never happen. Publicly traded companies (US) get audited every year, but no audit company would give a paying customer a failing grade. New grads are funneled into working for public firms - the 10 or so companies that cater to the world’s audit, tax, and consulting needs. They’re supposed to teach discipline, but in reality they only teach you security theater. You’re worked to the bone until you either burn out or agree to perpetuate the system to keep your job.

    And the only reason it continues to work is society’s social contract agreeing that it has to work because we don’t have any other options. All it takes is the rumors that the idea is failing - like in the silicon valley bank run - and we’re all out of luck. With the speed of information these days all it takes is a few minutes for a situation to spiral out of control. It’s bonkers.

    I got into accounting because I enjoyed bookkeeping in high school. Now that I’m in it I refuse to work for anything larger than a mid sized, non public company.


  • Back when I first got into comic books, superhero movies were just becoming mainstream. I got really frustrated since all the movies tied together but every comic seemed to be doing its own thing. Eventually I got tired of not understanding the lore… And decided to read every major event from DC and Marvel.

    One day I realized I basically couldn’t talk to any casual comic book fan anymore. Sometimes I’ll start, but since the “incident” I don’t let myself go too far. The “incident” being that one day I thought I was having a friendly chat with another comic fan, when I reality I was straight monologuing. This guy was too polite to walk away and listened to me detail all the DC crisis points in order for an hour. It’s become one of my most embarrassing moments. So now, I’m not allowed to talk about comics for more than 5 minutes and only if the other person shows actual genuine interest.