You sound like you think coffee drinkers are trying to get high by drinking coffee.

This does seem more morbidly accurate

I say this with a 100% genuine and serious tone: this is a truly, truly stupid take.

I really, earnestly, sincerely mean it. Vastly stupid take.

Okay this one got me.

Am I using this right

…I should look for a new job, perhaps

It’s less about the clothes, and more about how you wear em